刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
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& _5 Z2 Q* @, |0 O% q- `3 s" h　　前台小姐：“hello.”
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5 e/ g: _6 A/ z/ k2 B- A4 Z　　美国人：“hi.”
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' ^# f" l  u" f5 R, G- {: s　　前台小姐：“you have what thing？” * q, e6 d" @' g- T, I4 F
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　　美国人：“can you speak english？” 9 L# B' g" k' n( x3 @$ V

+ o6 h; u6 t% L9 ?# g( z' T　　前台小姐：“if i not speak english，i am speaking what？”   \8 l2 v" J8 s6 j  \
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　　美国人：“can anybody else speak english？”
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　　前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go！”
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3 O- O# D. @( g2 y; O6 g　　国人：“good heavens.anybody here can speak english？” ' Q& i. J2 @1 T$ E: k1 b* A8 y* C
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　　前台小姐：“shout what shout，quiet a little，you one arth have what thing?” " Y5 Z' }1 ^  s, [. K7 w. w2 b
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　　美国人：“i want to speak to your head.” , H8 l4 q* F- L" w7 o/ X

# L5 ^/ Q3 ]2 C　　前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come！” - \$ K3 V* _: ]: k2 Q" [) L

+ X- {( t5 ?( j" H: z9 e/ q　　美国人吐血。。。

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